Are you spam, or a scam, or a friend in a jam?
What is this telephone call for?
If you're a flimflam or a sham you can just scram!
Deception and fraud from offshore!
I'll block your number you dirty scum of the earth!
You won't call back here anymore!
What's that you say? Why are you laughing with such mirth?
Oh! Hi friend! How are things next door?
Abraham, Abraham
Abraham, Abraham, why did you lie
To Pharaoh and then to Abimelech
Despite this fault you weren't such a bad guy
When God said leave town, your feet hit the deck
Look count the stars in the sky Abraham
So will your children be, if you can count
To your descendants I will give this land
Abraham believed and God took account
Abraham, Abraham, why did you cheat
Keturah's children and send them away
Inheritance should be fair, not mistreat
You gave all to Isaac; that was foul play
Abraham was faulty like you and me
But by faith obeyed when God said to go
And when he was tested, you will agree
He obeyed God like no man that you know
Abraham, Abraham, father of ours
You were just like us, so weak in the end
But you believed God and counted the stars
And you were a man that God called His friend
To Pharaoh and then to Abimelech
Despite this fault you weren't such a bad guy
When God said leave town, your feet hit the deck
Look count the stars in the sky Abraham
So will your children be, if you can count
To your descendants I will give this land
Abraham believed and God took account
Abraham, Abraham, why did you cheat
Keturah's children and send them away
Inheritance should be fair, not mistreat
You gave all to Isaac; that was foul play
Abraham was faulty like you and me
But by faith obeyed when God said to go
And when he was tested, you will agree
He obeyed God like no man that you know
Abraham, Abraham, father of ours
You were just like us, so weak in the end
But you believed God and counted the stars
And you were a man that God called His friend
A Snark
I love you but your snarking drives me nuts
First silence then comes that heavy breathing
Then there's a loud vibration from your guts
A snark explodes and there's no more sleeping
Well there's a snore and then there is a snark
A snore's just a mild buzzing sound I'll note
A snark's a loud explosion in the dark
First silence, then a blast comes from your throat
What's that sound! Did the world come to an end
Is that a lion or a thunder clap
I'm getting PTSD I'll contend
I lie there waiting for the next attack
The tension builds; your breathing escalates
I'm waiting for the next time that you snark
The heavy breathing only indicates
That a snark, will soon thunder in the dark
First silence then comes that heavy breathing
Then there's a loud vibration from your guts
A snark explodes and there's no more sleeping
Well there's a snore and then there is a snark
A snore's just a mild buzzing sound I'll note
A snark's a loud explosion in the dark
First silence, then a blast comes from your throat
What's that sound! Did the world come to an end
Is that a lion or a thunder clap
I'm getting PTSD I'll contend
I lie there waiting for the next attack
The tension builds; your breathing escalates
I'm waiting for the next time that you snark
The heavy breathing only indicates
That a snark, will soon thunder in the dark
Creation
Is Genesis 1 just a myth?
Is all we see a grand design?
Did Adam eat a Granny Smith?
Is all of this a plan Divine?
Is all we see a grand design?
Did Adam eat a Granny Smith?
Is all of this a plan Divine?
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