Are you spam, or a scam, or a friend in a jam?
What is this telephone call for?
If you're a flimflam or a sham you can just scram!
Deception and fraud from offshore!
I'll block your number you dirty scum of the earth!
You won't call back here anymore!
What's that you say? Why are you laughing with such mirth?
Oh! Hi friend! How are things next door?
