Parody: The Sound of Silence

Em                           D
  Prince of darkness, is condemned,
                          
Em
He’s come to tempt us once again,
                      
C     G          
Because temptation softly creeping,
         
Em             C     G                  
Left it's seeds while I was sleeping,
        
C                C/G            G
The temptation that was planted in my brain
      
Em       
Still inflames
            
D       Em               
Within the sound of silence.

Em                          D         
In restless dreams I walked alone
                       
Em
Narrow streets of cobblestone,
Em                 C        G
'Neath the halo of a street lamp,
             
Em           C        G
I turned my collar to the cold and damp
       
C
When my eyes were stabbed by the flash of heaven’s

G
light
              
Em
That split the night
               
D        Em
And touched the sound of silence.

Em                         D
 And in the naked light I saw
                          
Em
Ten thousand angels, maybe more.

Em                C       G
Angels talking always speaking,

Em                    C       G
Angels hearing always listening,
                
C                       G
Angels singing songs that voices never share
          
Em
We’re unaware
            
D        Em
Amidst the sound of silence.

Em                         D
Fool said they, you do not know
                     
Em
License like a cancer grows.

Em                     C          G
Hear my words that I might teach you,

Em                    C           G
Take my arms that I might reach you.
          
C                          G
But their words like silent raindrops fell,
     
Em
And echoed
      
D        Em
In the wells of silence

Em                         D
While the people bowed and prayed
                    
Em
To the neon god they made.

Em                         C       G
And the sign flashed out it's warning,

Em                     C     G
In the words that it was forming.
        
Em              C
And the sign said, the words of the prophets
       
C                    G
Are written on the subway walls
              
Em
And Methodist halls.
                     
D         Em      
And whispered in the sounds of silence.



(1 Corinthians 7:5)

Lazarus and the Rich Man (Larry Sparks version)

Intro D G
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D        G                 D                G              D
Well a rich man one day heard a poor man a beggin'
      G                       D          E             A
Just crumbs from your table is all that I need
                              D             G
But the rich man said no, never showing compassion
       G                D                G             D
And Lazarus was broken as he lay on the street
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Chorus:
D        G                 D                G              D
And your treasures on earth can't buy you your soul
      G                       D          E             A
When your life is over, tell me where can you go
                              D             G
When your name is called, will you pass through that gate
       G                D                G             D
Or will you be like the rich man when it all fades away
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D        G                 D                G              D
Now both men did die, so the Bible does say
      G                       D          E             A
But oh what a change on that Judgement Day
                              D             G
While the rich man in flames did lift up his eyes
       G                D                G             D
And Lazarus in Glory he would now live his life
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D        G                 D                G              D
Now the rich man he begged from the dark pits of Hell
      G                       D          E             A
Oh please just send Lazarus to my brothers and tell
                              D             G
That they may not come here in this torment of flames
       G                D                G             D
I thought I was rich now I own not a thing
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Chorus

Parody: Sunshine

to the tune Sunshine by Jonathan Edwards
A
Sunshine here again today
                      E
I sure feel just like dancing
A
Son of man he's trying to bless my life
                          D
Most don't know what he's asking
A
He tells me to come and taste the wine
                    E
Learn from what he's saying
    A
When I grow up I'm gonna toe the line
                  D
Him I choose I been praying
D                A
How much did it cost

He paid it
D                      A
A life that once was  lost

He paid it
D             A
I can't even run my own life
        G                   E
I'll be blessed if he'll run mine Sunshine
A
Sunshine here again today
                      E
I sure feel just like dancing
A
Son of man he's trying to bless my life

                         D 
Most don't know what he's asking
 A
Sinning starts to make me wonder where
                       E
Fruits of what I do are going
A
He says sin has led to my despair
                       D
Evil seeds I been sowin’
D                A
How much did it cost

He paid it
D                      A
A life that once was  lost

He paid it
D             A
I can't even run my own life
        G                   E
I'll be blessed if he'll run mine Sunshine
A
Sunshine come on back again today
                     E
I promise you I'll be singin'
A
This old world she's gonna turn around
                       D         A
The church bells will be ringing

Parody: Sinful Life's a Prison

to Folsom Prison Blues
E
I hear the kingdom’s coming it's coming round the bend
                                                                   E7                    
This world ain't seen the sunshine since I don't know when
   A                                                              E                    
This sinful life’s a prison and time keeps draggin' on
           B7                                              E
But God’s reign keeps rollin' on out from the throne
---
When I was just a baby my mama told me Son
                                                        E7
Always be a good boy you’re one of God’s sons
     A                                                 E
But you’re not a man bambino if you live a lie
        B7                                                           E
When I hear that sin is growing I hang my head and cry
---
I bet there's rich folks eating in a fancy dining car
                                                               E7
They're probably drinking coffee and smoking big cigars
     A                                                   E    
But I know they have it coming I know they can't be free
    B7                                                                   E
While they look so disapproving at folks in poverty
---
Well if they knew the Lord had risen  if they lived the life divine
                                                             E7
I bet they'd move on over a little farther down the line
   A                                                       E                              
Far from selfish living that's where I want to stay
         B7                                                   E
And I'd bet that Jesus’ Gospel blows the blues away

Parody: Lucille

to the tune of Lucille 3/4 time
G
In a church in Toledo across from the depot
                                                      D7
She knelt down and she toyed with her ring
  Am                                 D7
I thought I’d get closer so I walked on over
 Am                D7           G
I sat down and asked her name
---

When she finished her prayer she said I’m no quitter
                       G7        C
But I finally quit living in sin
     D7
I’m hungry for laughter and here ever after
                                             G
I’m after whatever the other life brings

---
In the church door I saw him and I closely watched him
                                            D7
I thought how he looked out of place
     Am                              D7
He came to the woman who sat there beside me
    Am                 D7            G
He had a strange look on his face

---
His big hands were calloused he looked like a mountain
                    G7                 C
For a minute I thought I was dead
     D7
But he started shaking his big heart was breaking
                                        G
He turned to the woman and said

chorus
                                                  G
You picked a fine time for prayer Lucille
                                                     G
Four hungry children and a crop in the field
C
We’ve had some bad times lived through some sad times
                                          G
But this time we need God to heal
                  D7                            C
You picked a fine time for prayer Lucille

---
After he joined us I thanked God for mercy
                                                 D7
And thought how our sins make us small
      Am                                           D7
But light from God’s throne room came to an empty tomb
                                      G
He’s there to help when we fall
---

There God set her free right when she made her plea
                        G7                C
At first I thought she’d lost her mind
D7
The man prayed with her, then Sundays thereafter
                                        G
Kept coming back time after time

repeat chorus

Parody: Gomorrah

to the tune of Elvira
C                                                            G7      C
Gomorrah! Gomorrah! The town’s on fire at Gomorrah

Verse 1
C
Fire came down from heaven punishment divine
                                                              G7
Lot was the one man let his little light shine
C                   C7      F
I get a funny feelin’ up and down my spine

C                                G7                            C
Cause I know we’ve all strayed from the line, I’m singing

Chorus
                                                              G7      C
Gomorrah! Gomorrah! The town’s on fire at Gomorrah

Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow,

Giddy up, a oom papa oom papa mow mow,
          G7      C
Hi-yo silver away

Verse
C
The sinner and the cheater and the one who’s gone astray
                                                                        G7
Pray God’s gonna give them all the love he can
C
While people jump and holler
        F
In sinful Sodom and Gomorrah

C                                         G7                     C
We’re gonna search and find a preacher man

Parody: Your Face will Really Beam

...to the tune of All I Have to Do is Dream
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam
        C            Am F        G7
When God calls you to his arms
        C              Am F                G7
When God wants you and all your charms
        C         Am  F                                G7
Whenever he calls you, then your face will really
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam

C                Am  F        G7
When life is blue in the night
C                  Am      F          G7
And you need God to make it right
        C          Am          F                         G7
Whenever you feel blue, God can make your face just
C
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam

F                               Em
Come to God and dine, taste the bread and wine
Dm        G7        C        C7
Anytime night or day
F                     Em
Only trouble is, pop quiz
      D7                    G7
Why do people drift away?

C                Am  F              G7
He loves you so, so don’t be shy
C                Am  F              G7
He loves you so and that is why
        C          Am          F                         G7
Whenever you feel blue, God can make your face just
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam
C
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam

F                               Em
Come to God and dine, taste the bread and wine
Dm        G7        C        C7
Anytime night or day
F                     Em
Only trouble is, pop quiz
      D7                    G7
Why do people drift away?

C                Am  F              G7
He loves you so, so don’t be shy
C                Am  F              G7
He loves you so and that is why
        C          Am          F                         G7
Whenever you feel blue, God can make your face just
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam
C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam

FADE

C                  Am    F                 G7
Bee-ee-ee-ee-eam, beam, beam, beam

Parody: The Designer in the Morning

...to the tune of Carolina in the Morning

C                                                                               G7 Nothing could be finer than to pray to the Designer in the mor-ning Dm                                                              G7                 C Nothing could be sweeter than repentance of a cheater in the morning
F                          C         F                       C
Where the morning glories twine around the door
D7                              G7
Reading Bible stories I long to hear once more

C                                                                              G7
Praying with my girlie while the dew is pearly early in the morning
Dm                                           G7                                         C
Time to start by getting up ‘cause I will need some building up at dawning

C                                               C7
If I want to be a champ for only a day
F
I’d say a prayer and here’s what I’d say
C                                                                               G7   C
Nothing could be finer than to pray to the Designer in the mor-ning