I love you but your snarking drives me nuts
First silence then comes that heavy breathing
Then there's a loud vibration from your guts
A snark explodes and there's no more sleeping
Well there's a snore and then there is a snark
A snore's just a mild buzzing sound I'll note
A snark's a loud explosion in the dark
First silence, then a blast comes from your throat
What's that sound! Did the world come to an end
Is that a lion or a thunder clap
I'm getting PTSD I'll contend
I lie there waiting for the next attack
The tension builds; your breathing escalates
I'm waiting for the next time that you snark
The heavy breathing only indicates
That a snark, will soon thunder in the dark
