Government Permission

Rollback
-
Repealing
Big
Government

Why are we in such submission
And need government permission
Waiting for state disposition
Costs and bossy admonition
Feel like a flea, Without a plea

Oh to be free, In liberty

Bureaucratic inhibition

No more biz'ness acquisition
No expansion, no addition

Nothing brought into fruition

Feel like a flea, Without a plea

Oh to be free, In liberty

Big
Government
Small
Mind

Fill this form with no omission
Don't forget the precondition
Here's another prohibition

And there's one more imposition

Feel like a flea, Without a plea

Oh to be free, In liberty

Let's discourage all ambition
Everything requires permission
Close your biz'ness, decommission

Just assume lotus position

Feel like a flea, Without a plea

Oh to be free, In liberty

Satellite Music in the Car

Satellite Radio
with
Car Kit

Satellite music in the car
Receive it anywhere you are
A modern marvel we've come far
More music than a Russian Czar

Any decade or any star

Strange music and familiar

Pop and rock and even spa
Country music and opera

Universal Tuner

The London Philharmonia
Elvis Presley, Frank Sinatra
The latest news and sports extra
Comedy and an orchestra

From space a real music bazaar
While driving in the family car
My favorite of all so far
Are O-F-F and au revoir

The Family Jewels

Making Marriage Work

At home awaits my precious jewel
She waits for me though I'm a fool
Perhaps you think I'm just old school
But life is better when we're dual

At home I have other treasure
Children precious beyond measure
Nothing beats our family leisure
There's no greater worldly pleasure

Love and Marriage

And one more thing take my advice
I'll say it once, I'll say it twice
I've found a treasure to suffice
That gem is a pearl of great price

Some folks may think that it is odd
But may I give a gentle prod
Some think that they have got a wad
The best is family and God

Linguistic Prejudice

Benign Bigotry

Linguistic prejudice is trite
It comes from some who think they're bright
It's bigotry, As we will see
From folks who are just impolite

An Englishman told me one night
A U. S. accent's just not right
'Twas his decree, It's just lazy
Just drawl and you can get it right

Lose Your Accent in 28 Days

Americans told me one night
An English accent's just not right
No r's you see, It's just lazy
It sounds like baby talk a mite

Such comments really aren't so bright
In accents we should all delight
It's bigotry, That's what's lazy
Variety is what sounds right

Domesticated Micro-Organism

Saf Instant Yeast

A domesticated
      Micro-organism
Something that is pure bred
      And has symbolism
It leavens up our bread
      No exclusivism
Helps us to be well fed
      And negates cultism

So let's take up the thread
      Of our egotism
As yeast does leaven bread
      It lends criticism
To those who are misled
      By favoritism
'Cause the whole loaf of bread
      Feels that mechanism

Bob's Red Mill Active Dry Yeast

There's prejudice widespread
      Even jingoism
We are all loaves of bread
      With one organism
And unity instead
      Of exclusivism
And so my case is pled
      For ecumenism

Hello, Hello

Think Like a Winner

Download an app, And take a nap
Put on a cap, I say old chap
Look at the map, Get in a flap
Run for a lap, And visit pap

That's how it goes, The way it flows
You take the blows, And then you doze
But we are pros, Not ones who froze
When facing woes, We're on our toes

Plan to Win

To their chagrin, We plan to win
Our next of kin, Will have a grin
Play violin, Dance at the inn
Make such a din, When we begin

We'll have a go, And we will glow
It's time to show, We're here to grow
We'll overflow, Can't stay below
Conquer the foe, Hello, Hello

I've Just Discovered Something New

Cool Short Sleeve Shirt

I've just discovered something new
I think you'll say it's overdue
No more hot tee-shirts hitherto
A fashion's back that grandpa knew

With this device I can undo
My shirt and let the breeze flow through
Just listen up I'll tell to you
This secret you'll wish to pursue

Cool Short Sleeve Men's Shirt

The polo shirt I do eschew
It's hot and it just sticks to you
In summer weather it won't do
It cooks you just like Irish stew

And so this secret's overdue
So listen up and I'll tell you
It's called a button — sh it's true
It also comes with rave revue

I'd Grab a Dinosaur and Ride

Big Book of Dinosaurs

If my time machine complied
I'd find a time I must confide
When dinosaurs were found worldwide
Before Leviathan had died

I'd grab a dinosaur and ride
With Archaeopteryx I'd glide
On Brontosaurus filled with pride

Gigantosaurus be my guide

Essential Dinosaur Pack

With Microraptor by my side
Paleosaurus bona fide
And Stegosauri far and wide
Triceratops no need to hide

Tyrannosaurus I have spied

Velociraptor step aside

It's time for me now to decide

On which of you to take a ride

A Legislative Holiday

Rollback: Repealing Big Government

A legislative holiday
Is what we need I'm here to say
A whole year long no power play
No legislation underway

A Sabbath from legal ballet
With one requirement — Take away
All laws that just stink of foul play
And I don't mean about halfway

Greasing the Wheels:
Pork Barrel Projects

One year in three we should x-ray
All current laws — make a survey
And ones that make no sense today
Pork barrels toss them all away

We'd hardly notice day to day
If half the laws were done away
Except a feeling we'd convey
A peace of mind unlike today

Death on a Plate

Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead

The leading cause of death today
Is heart disease or so they say
What causes heart disease today
It's what we eat and what we weigh

Death on a plate hip hip hooray

Death on a plate it's just our way
Death on a plate Thanksgiving day
Death on a plate let's say no way

Prevent & Reverse Heart Disease

A diet rich in fats we say

We love our fries and our fillet

It's what we eat until we're grey
And then we're shocked how much we weigh

Death on a plate hip hip hooray

Death on a plate it's just our way

Death on a plate Thanksgiving day

Death on a plate let's say no way

Get Healthy, Go Vegan Cookbook

Bacon and eggs to start the day

Cheesecake at the local cafe

For lunch it's fast food take away

Then gorge ourselves at the buffet

Death on a plate hip hip hooray

Death on a plate it's just our way

Death on a plate Thanksgiving day

Death on a plate let's say no way