The Slow Lane

Highway Music Relaxed Driving

Relaxed driving in the slow lane
It doesn't take but half a brain
To help relieve that stress and strain
Speed limit's fine so don't complain

The fast lane is for the insane
Who tailgate swearing words profane
And what do they thereby obtain
With a bulging jugular vein

Road Rage

Perhaps when they have a chest pain
Or have a stroke through mental strain
Or kill someone speeding in vain
Results of driving inhumane

Keep back three seconds is quite sane

From craziness I will refrain

I'm in the slow lane but remain
Alive while others died in vain