Non-Judgmental Dwight

Beware we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight
We must not judge what others do as wrong or right
If we dare we will be judged as quite impolite
So nothing's wrong and ev'rything is now alright
Except of course to judge because that's judged not right

Now we don't mean that ev'rything has the green light
We judge that scams and war and rape are just not right
And child abuse and murder they give us a fright
It's a specific list of things we must get right
Things that Dwight says we may not judge as wrong or right

Beware we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight
So if we disagree we'll shut our mouths real tight
He judges those who judge what could be wrong or right
There is no wrong! Don't disagree! Don't be uptight!
Because we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight

Southwest Cumulonimbus Juice

The juice of the southwest cumulonimbus
Is something I think that we ought to discuss
You know the whole world is in such a big fuss
Because for our health it is such a big plus

We collect the small drops in a tiny flask
Our process is secret so don't even ask
It's worth a hundred bucks for such a hard task
A once ancient process took years to unmask

We gather our precious fluid drop by drop
In a guarded back room at our secret stop
Cumulonimbus juice from our southwest shop
Nothing can beat it, this juice is just tip top

Don't listen to lies that this is oil of snake
Rumors that these are just thunder clouds at stake
Giving rain drops filling up our local lake
Southwest cumulonimbus juice is no fake

Well if you must know, the rumor is quite true
The magical brew we collect from the blue
But then that all depends upon your world view
An elixir to some is water to you

Take a Chance on True Romance

To you my love I gave my heart
I prayed that we would never part
We took a chance on true romance
Now I've become just an old fart

If our love were put on a chart
And were measured right from the start
We took a chance with no finance
And now our love's a work of art

And as our beauty falls apart
Our love's more beautiful at heart
As years advance our love does dance
I thank the Lord for Cupid's dart

So if a man were really smart
He'd go check out the marriage mart
And take a chance on true romance
And never from that state depart

Make Today a Jubilee

If I live another day there's no guarantee
So I'll enjoy each moment of today sweet pea
Any day above ground is a good one you see
If I were any better there'd be two of me

I've forgiven everybody who has hurt me
And so from a hate-filled heart I have been set free
It's no use to bear grudges now don't you agree
It's time to have some joy, life is a cup of tea

I lost a house, a car, a job once as would be
It could be worse, I could be like an amputee
But then again an amputee may be happy
'Cause happiness is in the mind, we are set free

If this is our last day on earth what will it be
Will it be a fantastic day or drudgery
There's joy in every moment if we just can see
So let's get ready, make today a jubilee

I've Looked Around

I'd like to ask you old chappie
Why are you always so happy
I've looked around and rarely found
You to be moody or snappy

I wonder what is your secret
I'm sure there's something you regret
I've looked around and rarely found
That you are angry or upset

Your happy face is so sunny
Even when things aren't so funny
I've looked around and rarely found
A kinder soul, sweet honey

And then I heard the truth from you
How you have suffered but stayed true
I've looked around and rarely found
How gratitude has brought you through

You've been spat upon and hated
Reputation desecrated
I've looked around and rarely found
Such forgiveness to be feted

No New Year's Resolution Here

No new year's resolution here
'Cause promises just disappear
So I'll just grin from ear to ear
And be so glad for one more year

Perhaps I'll sit and have a beer
Just one and let me make that clear
And maybe I will volunteer
To help some needy folks 'round here

I'd like to keep it in low gear
With peace and good will the whole year
Don't want to be a brigadier
No trouble-making welcomed here

Though some may scoff and others jeer
Just have some fun this coming year
Above all else please persevere
May all your problems disappear

Everything's a Scam

Everything's a scam, they don't care
Your health and wallet they won't spare
They just want you to pay the fare
The real truth is buyer beware

A soft drink is just filled with air
With sugar mixed in to ensnare
And flavor for that phony flair
Yet water's free, it's pure eau claire

Fashion's a scam for what we wear
Tobacco traps you in its snare
The selfish Wall Street billionaire
Our justice system is unfair

Corruption is beyond repair
And politics is just hot air
And when your health's in disrepair
You can't pay for a doctor's care

Loving our Neighbor is Acting with Piety

The New Testament
Standard Of Piety:
Or,
Our Love Made Perfect

When Jesus returns with his angels in glory
Then he will divide us and take inventory
There's the sheep and the goats as to them Jesus quotes
In judgment a summary of their life's story

The sheep on his right and the goats on his left side
"Come, blessed of my Father," he said as he eyed
the sheep, "Please take what's yours and enter through those doors.
You are all very welcome so please come inside."

I was hungry and thirsty. You fed me gladly
A stranger in town but you really welcomed me
I was naked and sick but you helped me real quick
You visited me as a prison detainee

The
Judgment
of
the Nations

And then he will say to those on his left, "Depart!"
Eternal fire awaits those goats for their black heart
The thirsty and hungry, the naked and sickly
And to prisoners you had no love to impart

So what will be judged when we face God almighty
The way that we serve the least in society
For what we do for them, we also do for him
Loving our neighbor is acting with piety

To Soar and Fly

Full Life Balance

   All quitters sigh
    But some just cry
     Cowards won't try
      Dreading to fly
       Ever too shy
        Fearful to die
         Gone. Just run by
           Hear them decry
           "It's all a lie.
             Just a black eye.
              Kings can be sly.
               Look in their eye.
                Mad as mud pie."


                Next comes the guy
               One who will try
              Patient and my

For Life Abundant

             Quick to reply
            Ready to die
           Standing to try
          To soar and fly
         Up there so high
        Valiant to vie
      "Who says I'm dry.
      Xeric not I.
    Yes I will try.
   Zipping I'll fly."

And so Depression you will Thwart

The Mindful Way
Through
Depression

And now my friends just what is true
Another day had its debut
And then we had something to chew
And we still paddle our canoe

What is honest and so noble
We can walk and we are mobile
From Atlanta to Grenoble
It's a blessing that is global

The Depression Cure

 Let's think of what is just and right
A mother's love all through the night
A father stands for what is right
People who speak in tones polite

Let's think of something that is pure
The scent of love with its allure
And wisdom from some one mature
And marriages that do endure

Undoing Depression:
What Therapy Doesn't
Teach You and
Medication Can't Give You

Whatsoever things are lovely
Like a lover who is cuddly
Or dessert that is so yummy
And a tiny little puppy

Of virtue and of good report
These things will give you good support
Think positive, don't get caught short
And so depression you will thwart