Beware we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight
We must not judge what others do as wrong or right
If we dare we will be judged as quite impolite
So nothing's wrong and ev'rything is now alright
Except of course to judge because that's judged not right
Now we don't mean that ev'rything has the green light
We judge that scams and war and rape are just not right
And child abuse and murder they give us a fright
It's a specific list of things we must get right
Things that Dwight says we may not judge as wrong or right
Beware we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight
So if we disagree we'll shut our mouths real tight
He judges those who judge what could be wrong or right
There is no wrong! Don't disagree! Don't be uptight!
Because we may be judged by non-judgmental Dwight
