Parody: True Great News (Blue Suede Shoes)

              E                  E
    Well it's one for the money, two for the show
                      E
Three to get ready now go go go
   A                                 E
But don't you, step on the true great news
            B7                  A                     E
Well you can do anything but lay off of the true great news

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You can knock me down, step on my face
E                   E

Slander my name all over the place
E                    E

Do anything that you wanna do
  E                 E7
So uh uh honey don’t scoff at that news
   A                                E
And don't you, step on my true great news
       B7                  A                    E E E A E B7 E
You can do anything but lay off of my true great news

                 E              E
    
Well you can burn my house, steal my car
E                       E

Drink my liquor from an old fruit jar
E                    E
Do anything that you wanna do
   E                 E7
But uh uh honey don’t scoff at that news
   A                                  E
And don't you, step on that true great news
       B7                  A                     E E E A E B7 E
You can do anything but lay off of the true great news

              E                  E
    Well it's one for the money, two for the show
E                    E
Three to get ready now go go go
   A                                E
But don't you, step on my true great news
            B7                    A                      E
Well you can do anything but don’t scoff at my true great news

              E
    Well it's true, true, true great news
E
True, true, true great news, yeah
A
True, true, true great news
E
True, true, true great news
            B7                    A                      E
Well you can do anything but don’t scoff at my true great news