The Great
Don't want to take a vacation
Traffic jams and such frustration
Bed bugs with accommodation
Bad food with adulteration

I'll stay here for my vacation
No airport humiliation
No lost luggage aggravation
No hidden charge in summation

101 Great
I'm at home for my vacation
Shut my door in affirmation
Pay myself the compensation
Sleep a week in hibernation

I think I'll have a staycation
Here at home no obligation
I don't need a strange location
I just need some relaxation