Our First Sea Deportee

Legislating Morality

Our laws are too harsh don't you see
We legislate morality
To keep them all no guarantee
Beyond all possibility

Land of the free no longer free
With legislation and decree
Don't touch don't taste don't you dare see
For common sense a penalty

For everything there is a fee

With silly laws who could foresee

No lemonade stand and no plea

Unless you are a licensee

The Conservative Nanny State

I think I'll start a colony

Away from all this undersea

A brand new world where men are free

Until we start to disagree

And so for peace we will decree

A law for you a law for me

We'll draw new borders in the sea

And have our first sea deportee