How long should a funeral be?
Asked the man of us
Is there a rule or a decree?
Should I make a fuss?
With all the pomp and pageantry
And communion too
A funeral with majesty
Takes hours to get through
Long eulogies and preaching too
Music in between
'round 60 minutes you'll accrue
So use the latrine
But if you're smart and don't waste time
You're quick to the punch
A shorter sermon's not a crime
Finish before lunch
