America's still number one
Because it's the land of the gun
The right to own one we have won
And owning guns can't be undone
But think a minute should we rule
That those who use them go to school
And learn to use them like a tool
Not handle them like any fool
The thin edge of the wedge they say
A slippery slope to the day
They take all of our guns away
Well that's bad logic by the way
A license lets you drive a car
And cars won't be banned by some czar
It let's us know how skilled you are
You've been approved to drive a car
Sure criminals still drive without
The legal right to drive no doubt
But aren't you glad that most check out
It's so much safer than without
