I am Right and You are Wrong

The Narcissism Epidemic

Well I am right and you are wrong
At least that's what I'll call this song
No matter what you say I'll gong
And drown your words out in the throng

From Londonderry to Hong Kong
Your trite opinions don't belong
Your weak I-Q is not that strong
'Cause I am right and you are wrong

One time I thought that I was wrong
But I was right and you were wrong
Remember this, we'll get along
Just say I'm right my whole lifelong

The Cult of Self-Worship

What do you mean I don't belong

As long as I sound my own gong?

You want me to admit I'm wrong

Be humble or my stink will pong?

Defend my right, hammer and tong

This is my narcissistic song

I worship me my whole lifelong

My name is Human, it's my song