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| Road Rage |
Here he comes again today weaving in and out of traffic lanesHe changes lanes like crazy thinking that by doing so he gains
While I obey the law by driving the speed limit he complains
He leans hard on his horn and drives like mad as if he's got no brains
While I stay in my lane I pass him slowly once again in turn
He's getting madder as he sees he's getting nowhere in return
And then he pulls so close behind me that my stomach starts to churn
The way he's driving has me worried and I have cause for concern
But shock of shocks as he pulls by on the parking lane and I see
It's no young guy at all who's driving so crazy like a banshee
It's a sweet and gentle looking grandma, a little old lady
Who'd have thought that I'd see such crazy driving from a retiree
