My dog must be a Democrat
Chews through our budget just like that
She thinks a free ride's where it's at
She loves a handout and a pat
She'd kill her unborn just like that
Fetus is neither dog nor cat
She's happy lying on her mat
She's happy lying on her mat
As on our nickel she gets fat
My cat must be Republican
For poverty she has no plan
'Cause she is greedy and would ban
All plans for her to share her can
She looks down at the working man
And dogs and common cats she'd ban
To have it all's her secret plan
And stay a fat cat if she can
