Shave that beard to look like your wife
Hey smooth skin will improve your life
Don't look manly and don't make strife
Next came the straight razor along
The problem was it lasted long
We make low profits, they are wrong
Let's lie that beards just don't belong
Don't let them know the wear and tear
"Safety razor" sounds like we care
There's profit in a public scare
Now it's time to devolve again
The throw away, more profit then
The bottom line will grow times ten
Aren't we such sneaky businessmen
So profit dictates facial hair
The stallion's turned into a mare
Ignore the razor billionaire
Grow back your manly facial hair
