There are no restrooms in DC
No toilets, no WC
I'm driving and I want to pee
No parking spots that I can see
No toilets, no WC
I'm driving and I want to pee
No parking spots that I can see
Hey GPS can you help me
Find a toilet, that is my plea
It has no clue and I agree
Find a restaurant I decree
Find a toilet, that is my plea
It has no clue and I agree
Find a restaurant I decree
Not even just a nearby few
So far away? That can't be true
Let me see, a Subway will do
But there's no parking there for you
So far away? That can't be true
Let me see, a Subway will do
But there's no parking there for you
No gas stations with public loo
Will a hand held urinal do?
Stop the car, relief's overdue
Will a hand held urinal do?
Stop the car, relief's overdue
I spilled it, now I'm soaked all through
Found an expensive place to park
And still no restroom, I remark
Surely an advanced school will do
But they won't let her use their loo
A lady's pity for my wife
The Brookings Institute gives life
What's wrong with Washington I muse
It's not the swamp; it's bathroom blues
