As I drove down the road
I watched as traffic flowed
Some drive calm; some explode
Few drive in expert mode
Any rash fool can speed
Or drive too close indeed
But a real man will lead
He is a better breed
His character is strong
And doesn't go along
With weaklings who do wrong
Politeness does belong
When the speed says thirty
Real men don't drive dirty
Don't be just a trainee
Obey and be set free
