Who's Number One

Who really is the best

That is my humble quest

Who simply is most blessed

And more than all the rest

Who's really number one
Let's have a little fun
The truth please who has won
Who really is top gun

For crime and GDP
Top university
Likewise obesity

It's USA sweet pea

China has the army

Macau longevity
Luxembourg the money
The Netherlands is free

Nobody is the best
In ev'rything professed
We surely can attest
We're all the same undressed