Opinionated Know-it-All

How To Win Friends and Influence PeopleHere is a person you recall
There's one in ev'ry port of call
A chat with them you do forestall
Th' opinionated know-it-all

No matter what you talk about
They open mouth and start to spout
Their strong opinion is no doubt
The only one worth dishing out

Humility: True GreatnessIf you should dare to disagree
You're left without a single plea
They interrupt like a banshee
And sting you like a killer bee

So to avoid an awkward scene
With this verbose talking machine
Or anything else unforeseen
Just shut your mouth and be serene