There's one in ev'ry port of call
A chat with them you do forestall
Th' opinionated know-it-all
No matter what you talk about
They open mouth and start to spout
Their strong opinion is no doubt
The only one worth dishing out
If you should dare to disagree
You're left without a single plea
They interrupt like a banshee
And sting you like a killer bee
So to avoid an awkward scene
With this verbose talking machine
Or anything else unforeseen
Just shut your mouth and be serene