His and Her Words

Hernia is one weird word

Think about it; it's absurd

Strangest thing I ever heard

HIS-nia should be preferred

Why's a hysterectomy
Not a she instead of he
It's not good biology
Should be HER-terectomy

Menopause is really strange
That's a word we oughta change
Logic dictates rearrange
WOMAN-opause the exchange