All men are created equal
But some do run while others crawl
So I guess there is a sequel
Some folks insist they have a call
To be high up above the rest
That they should only have the best
While we should simply be oppressed
And that they should be addressed
As Mister, Misses, Mizz or Miss
While we are John, Joanne or Chris
Because our worth they just dismiss
So may I say we are remiss
Because I really do believe
Equality we should achieve
With no more titles which deceive
The President should just be Steve
However if you will insist
That your big title not be missed
Equality must still persist
Let's all have titles here's my list
Does Pretentious sound good to you
Will Ostentatious Highness do
Or Lord High Muckity Muck too
How 'bout President of the Loo