Can't runway models smile
Why not for just a while
Is it just not worthwhile
Or is it such a trial
A smile may not be cool
It sure is beautiful
Why look just like a ghoul
Please smile and make us drool
So come on ladies please
It's easy just say cheese
Are your teeth full of peas
Do you have a disease
Maybe we should conclude
You're hungry for some food
Perhaps something that's stewed
Would put you in the mood
It's just a thought or two
We hate to see you blue
Perhaps a French fondue
Would put a smile on you