Facial Luxury Debut

One Thousand BeardsCan you tell me why we shave
How much money could we save
Morning razor I'm your slave
Scrape and bleed — my face engrave

What a waste of time it is
All this crazy shaving biz
Sweet 'Stache: 50 Badass Mustaches and the Faces Who Sport ThemJust because some fashion whiz
Says a guy should shave what's his

I don't know just what to do
Maybe I should start a coup
Tell that razor blade I'm through
Facial luxury debut