The Mobile Phone

Apple iPhone

Can we survive the mobile phone

I don't want to complain or moan

But there is peace when I'm alone

Until I hear that awful tone

Let me explain to you please cuz

Exactly what the cell phone does

I feel like my head's in a fuzz

Of crazy jingles all a buzz

Android Phone

A ring tone's only funny once

And so are all those other stunts

With voices sounding like a dunce

And other noises, howls and grunts

So my suggestion I'll restate

Which I will simply not debate

The best sound that they could create

Is just to let the phone vibrate