Thank God for the Lamb

The Bully Pulpit

When you are in a jam

Or been hit by a scam

An in-box filled with spam

Bullied by Uncle Sam

Then let's go eat fried clam

Some pineapple and ham

Or mint jelly and lamb

And some barbecued yam

Lamb
of God

'Cause it's all just a sham

From Britain to Siam

From here to Vietnam

The whole world is a scam

So please pardon me ma'am

If I get off this tram

I've decided to scram

And thank God for the Lamb