They're all designed to breathe the air
We each have one and not a pair
But some do make you want to stare
And even round just like a ball
I hope you don't think I've got gall
And these words won't offend at all
Yes, you know where your schnoz is at
It may be bent or even flat
Or somewhere you could hang your hat
If it is tiny like a dot
Or large and pointy like a yacht
The question is to breathe or not