Paperless

I've tried hard to go paperless

To save the trees I must say yes

But let me say I must confess

My efforts really are a mess

To use my coupons at the store

I'll buy a newspaper and more

I'm printing coupons by the score

It all becomes a paper war

To not send cards at Christmas time

May seem to some like such a crime

Paperless may not be sublime

But maybe friends it's about time

There are alternatives they say

Like in the bathroom a bidet

Better than a corncob I'd say

Let's all go paperless today