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| Toilet Seat Covers |
Beware the automatic flushThey are supposed to be quite plush
But they can really make you blush
If you sit down and then they gush
Beware of those seat covers too
'Cause they're just made of light tissue
And when it's hot they'll stick to you
And when they stick they stick like glue
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| Toilet Seat Covers |
You lift and pull the cover outThen you fiddle the middle out
And gently place it round about
Before you sit it's flushed — you pout
I wish I had an old pull chain
Maybe an outhouse in the rain
On second thoughts I won't complain
Perhaps I should just try again
