A tale of football I will tellThe weirdest vision I befell
Men running everywhere pell mell
Like they were under a strange spell
Men in tights and wearing helmets
And body slamming no regrets
Broken bones a doctor resets
With perseverance no upsets
There is an inflated pigskinAnd some guy his whistle blowin'
Because all of them were jumpin'
On some guy who was just runnin'
He was running 'round a green field
As fast as if he just got healed
Guess what he did must have appealed
Because all of the ladies squealed
