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| NasiVent Tube |
The touchy subject of snoringI hope you don't find it boring
I'd like to introduce scoring
So let's begin by exploring
Heavy breathing's at level one
But that means we've only begun
Then the wheeze cannot be undone
It's really not very much fun
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| Snore-Ex |
The whistle defines level threeAnd then comes the snuffle you see
Level five you may want to flee
It's a buzz though to small degree
Sawing logs is another notch
Please concentrate we mustn't botch
The noises from the midnight watch
They'll make you want to drink some scotch
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| Nasivent Tube |
Of the next please be quite waryLevel seven can be scary
The snort will not make you merry
Worst? The snark sounds quite contrary
Please snore no more
Or shut the door
I do imploreSound I abhor
