Scoring Snoring

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The touchy subject of snoring
I hope you don't find it boring
I'd like to introduce scoring
So let's begin by exploring

Heavy breathing's at level one
But that means we've only begun
Then the wheeze cannot be undone
It's really not very much fun

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The whistle defines level three
And then comes the snuffle you see
Level five you may want to flee
It's a buzz though to small degree

Sawing logs is another notch
Please concentrate we mustn't botch
The noises from the midnight watch
They'll make you want to drink some scotch

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Of the next please be quite wary
Level seven can be scary
The snort will not make you merry
Worst? The snark sounds quite contrary

Please snore no more

Or shut the door

I do implore
Sound I abhor