Poker

Doyle Brunson's Super System: A Course in Power Poker, 3rd EditionIn a small town not very fa'
They wanted poker, baccarat
Now the casino laughs ha ha
A win for them, a coup d'etat

Once legal at the local bar
We've lost our freedoms to a czar
Now it's against the law thus far
Except for something quite bizarre

Every Hand RevealedMonopolies have got the dough
So poker clubs must now lie low
And local hangouts hit skid row
Equality and freedom — no

And while the world plays on the net
Our freedom's gone — government threat
We're not allowed to place a bet
That's also banned please don't forget