Two old folks sit on a setteeOne thing they'll watch we guarantee
The Weather Channel wait and see
It's called old people's MTV
They'll watch the news occasionally
A game show or an old movie
And anything on history
Mostly old people's MTV
From mountain top to shining seaWhether poor or bourgeoisie
Beloved by the retiree
You guessed — old people's MTV
While some folks stare at the grand prix
And others watch all sports with glee
Or travel quite vicariously
I'll watch old people's MTV
