Old People's MTV

Two old folks sit on a settee
One thing they'll watch we guarantee
The Weather Channel wait and see
It's called old people's MTV

They'll watch the news occasionally
A game show or an old movie
And anything on history
Mostly old people's MTV

From mountain top to shining sea
Whether poor or bourgeoisie
Beloved by the retiree
You guessed — old people's MTV

While some folks stare at the grand prix
And others watch all sports with glee
Or travel quite vicariously
I'll watch old people's MTV