The Real Boss

Laser Chaser —

Who's the real boss in this old flat
Well we all know that it's the cat
She lays around just getting fat
There's nothing cute at all with that

I think next time I'll get a dog
Who doesn't lie 'round like a log
Or acts like he is in a fog
Or sits in my chair like a hog

Cat Training

But then dogs do so much lickin'
And it isn't always chicken
Please don't think that I'm just pickin'
Who knows where their tongue's been stickin'

On second thought a cat's not bad
I think that I should just be glad
I'm feeling rather like a cad
Here kitty kitty come to Dad