A Legislative Holiday

Rollback: Repealing Big Government Before the Coming Fiscal Collapse
Rollback: Repealing Big Government
A legislative holiday
Is what we need I'm here to say
A whole year long no power play
No legislation underway

A Sabbath from legal ballet
With one requirement — Take away
All laws that just stink of foul play
And I don't mean about halfway

Greasing the Wheels: Using Pork Barrel Projects to Build Majority Coalitions in Congress
Greasing the Wheels:
Pork Barrel Projects
One year in three we should x-ray
All current laws — make a survey
And ones that make no sense today
Pork barrels toss them all away

We'd hardly notice day to day
If half the laws were done away
Except a feeling we'd convey
A peace of mind unlike today