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| The Nanny State |
No moonshine here no don't you dareNo poker at the pub no ne'er
No mobile phone while driving there
And in our schools there is no prayer
Ban everything I do declare
There's so much danger please beware
Ban eating there's a cancer scare
Ban driving 'cause there's death out there
Ban marriage 'cause a love affair
Might end up in divorce, despair
Ban children 'cause they are born bare
And they cost too much in day care
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| How We're Being Overrun by the Nanny State |
Ban breathing 'cause of the bad airBan politicians everywhere
And ban the book of common prayer
Ban alcohol — wait we've been there
This banning is so much hot air
A nanny state I do declare
Is so oppressive and unfair
