Left & Right are so Cliche

Moral Politics : How Liberals and Conservatives Think
Moral Politics
How Conservatives
& Liberals Think
Conservatives are birds of prey
And Liberals conceive foul play
Both promise they will save the day
Right will subdue, Left will undo
It's politics in disarray

Conservatively we do play
And liberally shout hooray
Because we just do things halfway
Left will debut, Right will review
And miss the answers all the way

Conservatively I would say
We're liberal in our delay
Are You Liberal? Conservative? Or Confused? (An Uncle Eric Book)
Liberal, Conservative or Confused
Of stopping government foul play
Right says let's chew, Left says let's do
Both sides have really gone astray

Simplistic thinking in the fray
A false dichotomy I'd say
'Cause left and right are so cliche
Left says it's due, Right says untrue
And neither side has found the way