What did Jesus Say that Night

Christianity without the Crap

Just what did Jesus say that night

He has the sole preemptive right

To say what should be taught outright

But we prefer our rules in spite

Grab a candle make it alight
And do your rosaries tonight
Then pray Hail Mary's make it right
And speak in tongues until you're right

Don't drink a beer with me tonight
Don't play a card game it's not right
And dancing is sinful outright
Such man-made rules give me a fright

Mere Christianity

'Cause none of that's in black and white
Ideas of men are our delight
The truth is squeezed right out of sight
For human rules we want to fight

Just what did Jesus say that night

He has the sole preemptive right

To say what should be taught outright

And he said teach what I taught — right