Bank Fees

Bank Fees are Eating You Alive

Why does that bank charge such a fee
Account set up it should be free
Account inquiry golly gee
And ATM transaction fee

Telephone transfer fee yippee
Statement request no longer free
Nor is postal delivery
To cash a check ten bucks sweet pea

A Primer on Money,
Banking and Gold

Online bill payment's robbery
As is the night deposit fee

Inactive debit cards will be

Another charge we guarantee

No use complaining don't you see

Why you can't fight you've got no plea

The bank has you on bended knee

They've got your dough and got the key