There's a Sucker Born Every Minute |
Deceived, defrauded who'd have guessed
Those fraudsters stole the treasure chest
Flimflammed while they grabbed all the best
They overcharged and we're oppressed
Hoodwinked ripped off and now distressed
Dishonest business not impressed
Bilked bamboozled dispossessed
How to Smell a Rat |
It was a hoax that did molest
Embezzled shafted and the rest
Inheritance is dispossessed
Some grab just for themselves the best
Swindled and given second best
They took your shirt now you're undressed