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| Menopause Sucks |
And kissing's not on the buffet
'Cause menopause means stay away
It means "men pause" she said one day
There's no more rolling in the hay
And it's not good to go astray
Though every man has feet of clay
Frustration must not have its way
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| Sex, Lies and Menopause |
A man just dreams of such a dayA thousand kisses underway
Those tender moments of love's play
Romantic start to a soiree
Alas such times must be passe
Except perhaps for that rare day
Love is once more a cabaret
Life's good again hip hip hooray
