Why Do I Drive

Escape the Rat Race

Why do I drive it's quite bizarre
I drive to work to buy a car
So I can drive it's very far
To work all week to buy a car

I could can veggies in a jar
But I prefer to drive my car
Into town like a movie star
It's kind of like the way things are

Living off the Grid

My neighbor is a veggie Czar
He buys tomatoes from afar
And in his factory not far
He puts them in a mason jar

And then he smokes a big cigar
While I work hard to buy a car

And buy more gas that's from Qatar

So I can drive to work it's far