Dear Mister oil-change guy please smileIt doesn't hurt once in a while
I know perhaps you think it's guile
But I think not to smile is vile
Dear Misses rest'rant waitress smile
It really would add to your style
And coming here would seem worthwhile
Without it you sure look hostile
Dear check-out gal can you please smileJust be a little versatile
And think of someone else awhile
A smile will make it all worthwhile
Mister cleaner you always smile
Why is your smile wide as a mile
You've got a job that most revile
With a secret stress-free lifestyle
